This comes a bit late this year, but having just been reminded of the existence of what’s known sarcastically as the ‘DJ Mag Top 100 Poll,’ I just wanted to kindly request that instead of voting for me, I’d really really appreciate it if you just did something else. Anything else, really – enjoy yourself, let your hair down. Watch an episode of ‘South Park,’ tell someone close to you that you love them, or pick up that acoustic guitar and learn ‘classical gas.’ If you did actually vote for me (and thank you for the sentiment, by the way), don’t worry about it – just remember, I couldn’t give less of a flying fuck about it or the superficial, corrupt organisation that sponsors it.

This comes a bit late this year, but having just been reminded of the existence of what’s known sarcastically as the ‘DJ Mag Top 100 Poll,’ I just wanted to kindly request that instead of voting for me, I’d really really appreciate it if you just did something else.

Anything else, really – enjoy yourself, let your hair down. Watch an episode of ‘South Park,’ tell someone close to you that you love them, or pick up that acoustic guitar and learn ‘classical gas.’

If you did actually vote for me (and thank you for the sentiment, by the way), don’t worry about it – just remember, I couldn’t give less of a flying fuck about it or the superficial, corrupt organisation that sponsors it.

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